'lil' Timmy Johnson

Hi, I'm 'lil' Timmy Johnson.

I met Matt in 2012 during a Karate Championship, just after I went blind. Matt was

an excellent fighter with amazing skills. I used my "blind-boy stick" and my stump

to barely beat him in a grueling match. Matt was so impressed with my fighting skills,

tenacity and "never say die" attitude, that he hired me as Foreman on his

Gerbil Cheese farm.

I feed and milk the gerbils, and turn their milk into cheese. I guide all the horse drawn

carriage tours, sell the cheese, clean the barn and sing to the gerbils at night so they go

quietly to sleep. Gosh, the gerbils love me and I love them. And did I mention, Matt is the

greatest boss in the history of the world.

I know some of the girls at Farmington Gymnastics Center don't believe I'm real

(especially Maille G. and Ali O), but as you can see by my picture, I am real.

The only thing bad I could possible say about Matt is that when I'm bad or don't do all

my gerbil chores, he moves the furniture around in my room, and when you are blind like

me, that can be kind of bad. Nevertheless, Matt is the best!

Right now I am working on a new line of gerbil cheese ice cream and a new desert made

out of gerbil cheese wrapped in a Twinkie, deep fried and covered with powdered sugar

and bacon...so delicious!

Make a reservation for a tour; I look forward to "seeing" you soon!

"Lil" Timmy Johnson